Personalized Rules The Rooster Toddler T-Shirt. Funny Toddler T-Shirt - Heather and Royal for the boss of the house with rooster and hen says HE RULES THE ROOST BUT I RULE THE ROOSTER. Funny gift for moms and grandmas who rule the house. A toddler-soft cotton tee in look-at-me, big kid colors. 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton. White is sewn with 100% cotton thread. Topstitched rib crew neck. Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.