Personalized 99 Problems Grandpa Infant Dress. Funny Infant Dress - Black for Grandpa says I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT BEING A GRANDPA AIN'T ONE. Distressed text. Funny Father's Day gifts for Grandpa, Granddad and Papa. Your little one will be adorable and comfortable in this 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib dress!